"... And how about airline kids?" "Waiter, what's this kid not doing in my soup?" "Why did the kid cross the road? He was in my stomach!" "Have you hugged your child today? I did, but that was just for weighing purposes." (Sorry. Couldn't resist!)
And one more... So, Hannibal Lector walks into a restaurant, and he starts looking over the menu. The waitress walks up and asks him what he wants. "Well, I think I'll have the kid soup." The waitress informs him that pea soup is the day's special. "Well, okay then. Hold the kid and make it pea."
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"Cheap Joke Friday" is back, not that any other day the jokes are more expensive.
"... And how about airline kids?"
"Waiter, what's this kid not doing in my soup?"
"Why did the kid cross the road? He was in my stomach!"
"Have you hugged your child today? I did, but that was just for weighing purposes."
(Sorry. Couldn't resist!)
And one more...
So, Hannibal Lector walks into a restaurant, and he starts looking over the menu. The waitress walks up and asks him what he wants. "Well, I think I'll have the kid soup." The waitress informs him that pea soup is the day's special. "Well, okay then. Hold the kid and make it pea."
Thank you, Rodney Dangerfield!
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